I'm a meat popsicle.
Mostly re-blogs of NSFW material, which is the disclaimer so, children, proceed with caution; I'm not your parent and can't make life choices for you. When I was a kid, well, without incriminating myself, we'll just admit to not obeying any rules. Now, I'm old enough to know better but not mature enough to truly care.
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listen: fight club and pulp fiction are good movies, i love them both personally, but if a guy (and you KNOW the type of guy i mean) says they are his Favorite Movies then u need to run. RUN. plan ur exist exit strategy now. if ur texting him then just make something up. “haha i gotta go now. it was nice talking to you. bye!” if you’re somewhere with him just leave. do parkour if you have to. run like the wind. get away from that man
i have been getting messages nonstop since posting this and in response i am adding more movies: scarface, american psycho and a clockwork orange. goodbye
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Full metal jacket too, if like, enthusiastic about it. Same with Lolita.
Too true
It’s one thing to be sexy in the bedroom but demure in public. It’s another to dress provocatively then be a dud in the bedroom. I’ve had women of both types. My wife however, is both a dud in the bedroom and wears potato sacks all the time. I’ve never in my life met someone who actively sabotages her relationship with her Significant Other so thoroughly and unconsciously as my wife.
Preach on my brother!
